back to the future! wait, what? that doesn't make sense here

so i'm back to part time overnight for at least the next 90 or so days so it only seems fitting that i start bitching about stupid shit again. i bet you're so happy.

so what's the deal with uptight people? i mean, loosen up, man.


i was hoping for something better to bitch about in my first entry in many months but i guess that will have to do. i pack my lunch so i cant complain about drive through people anymore. that one annoying girl got fired so i cant complain about her anymore.

i am recently single, confused, depressed and in financial woes... but that has nothing to do with working overnight so you and i cannot discuss that.

oh here's something! as i try to watch tv overnight, its still overrun with michael jackson stuff. the funeral is over, lets talk about the economy, iraq, iran, afghanistan, north korea and sarah palin now. wait, no. she's in the news too much and nobody gives a shit anyway. scratch that. if she tries to run in 2012 i want to go to one of her rallies, get really high and just sit back and watch the crowd and feel way better about myself. that has to be such an enraging ego boost to be at a hard right rally. hell, while i'm at it i think i'll go to an anti gay rally, get hammered and troll them like motherfuckers and talk about how god cleaned my once gay soul and how i hate gays and then go into detail about all the cock i sucked. none of that happened but it would be funny to see them go from YEAAAA to... uhh what?

speaking of trolls, isnt kim jong ill just the biggest fucking troll in the world? he just starts shit to see what people are gonna do. he is satisfied no matter the outcome. the west imposes sanctions? I KNEW IT DIRTY WEST TRYING TO ATTACK US!!! FUCK YOU ATTACK!! we ignore it? IMMA TEST MORE SHIT!!

i am convinced that if there is a nuclear world war 3 it will be because of north korea. all it takes is for them to launch some shit at us and get us tangled up over there and whammo other countries call in our debts or invade and its all over. eric and i talked about this once. the scariest part of nuclear war is that it instantaneous. we arent going to know ahead of time we will launch a bomb or that somebody else just did. we will be asleep and (hopefully) wake up to pandemonium in the streets and on TV. maybe not even on tv. in the words of eric "it'll be whizz bang and over before we know it".

i believe that in my lifetime, i will see a nuclear war. that scares me.

but not as much as girls, breakups, snakes, drowning, fire, spiders, dismemberment and paralization. because i feel like any of those dangers could affect me just walking to get the mail. and i think i'll be getting the mail a few more times before a nuclear (or as dubya calls it "new-cue-lar" holocaust. or let's hope so.